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	Music World \| home Lyrics Artist: D-12 Album: Devils Night Title: Purple Pills [Eminem] Ugh.. yo yo yo, yo [Chorus: Eminem] I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills I've been to mushroom mountain, once or twice but who's countin But nothin compares to these blue and yellow purple pills [Eminem] Yo, yo Cool, calm, just like my mom With a couple of valium inside her palm It's Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve To roll up on you like Christopher Reeves I can't describe the vibe I get When I drive by six people and five I hit (oops) Aww shit, I started a mosh pit Squashed a bitch and stomped her foster kids (AHH!) These 'shrooms make me hallucinate Then I sweat till I start losin weight 'Til I see dumb shit start happenin Dumber than Vanilla Ice tryin to rap again So bounce, bounce, come on bounce {GUNFIRE} I said come on, bounce Everybody in the house with a half an ounce (me!) Not weed, I meant coke, dumb-ass sit down We don't bullshit, better ask around D-12 throws the bomb and smash the town Bizarre, your mom is passin out Get her ass on the couch 'fore she crashes out Come on! [Kon Artis and Kuniva] Fuck that, someone help Denaun He's upstairs naked with a weapon drawn Heh, hey Von you see me steppin on these leprechauns? It gotta be acid cause the X is gone Ya I took them all dawg with some parmegan And I think my arm is gone Naw it's probably numb Young, dumb, and full of cum And I think he 'bout to swallow his tongue Scary ass it was a false alarm You think I'm 'bout to die when I just got on? Yo stop actin stupid You so high that you might wake up with a guy on some new shit (EWW!) Yeah I think I did too much -- This substance equals cups Red pills, blue pills, and green -- Big pills (that's ill), mescaline! [Chorus] [Eminem] Dirty Dozen, eighty of us, Shady brothers, ladies love us That's why our baby mothers love us but they hate each other They probably wanna take each other out and date each other Some-, somethin, some'un, some'un, some'un {babbling} [Proof] Pop pills, pills I pop Pop two pills on stilts I walk Snort two lines that were filled with chalk Thought it was +Incredible+ and killed the +Hulk+ I wanna, roll away like a rollerblade Until my eyes roll back in my skull for days And when I'm, old and gray look for dope to smoke No okey-doke, I'm packin my nose with coke {cough cough cough} Am I supposed to choke? Had an accident when the Trojan broke Ahh, poor baby, born by whore lady Now I gotta strangle a.. (You're crazy!) [Swifty McVay] I pop fo' E's at one time And I don't need water when I'm swallowin mine (Yeah, you got any shrooms?) Does Bizarre smoke crack? We can't get jobs cause our arms show tracks Why the hell you niggaz think I rap? We do it just to get your company hijacked And if you like smack (uh-huh) then I might too (Swift, chill) I just wanna get high like you! (ewww) And I don't give a damn if they white or blue (uh-huh) Speed, 'shrooms, down the valiums (uh-huh) Even smoke weed outta vacuums I just copped some and I'm goin back soon [Chorus] [Bizarre] I'm at rave lookin like a slave, high off chronic Gin and tonic demonic, body smell like vomit Pussy poppin, acid droppin, dope-headed guy Heroin mescaline, pencilnecks, wanna try? Blue pills, golden seals, got Bizarre, actin ill Drugs kill (Yeah right) - Bitch, I'm for real!!! Shut your mouth you dirty slut, you know you want it in your butt I'll put it in your cunt; let Bizarre nut! [Chorus] [Eminem] Dirty Dozen, eighty of us, Shady brothers, ladies love us That's why our baby mothers love us but they hate each other They probably wanna take each other out and date each other Some-, somethin, some'un, some'un, some'un {babbling} {harmonica plays until fade} ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Artist: Eve Album: Scorpion Title: Let Me Blow ya Mind [Eve] Uh, uh, uh, huh Yo, yo Drop your glasses, shake your asses Face screwed up like you having hot flashes Which one, pick one, this one, classic Red from blonde, yeah bitch I'm drastic Why this, why that, lips stop askin Listen to me baby, relax and start passin Expressway, hair back, weavin through the traffic This one strong should be labeled as a hazard Some of y'all niggas hot, sike I'm gassin Clowns I spot em and I can't stop laughin Easy come, easy go, E-V gon' be lastin Jealousy, let it go, results could be tragic Some of y'all aint writin well, too concerned with fashion None of you aint gizell, cat walk and imagine Alotta y'all Hollywood, drama, passed it Cut bitch, camera off, real shit, blast it CHORUS: Gwen Stefani And if I had to give you up It's only been a year Now I got my foot through the door And I aint goin nowhere It took awhile to get me in And I'm gonna take my time Don't fight that good shit in your ear Now let me blow ya mind [Eve] They wanna bank up, crank up ?It's been a week? Shank up, haters wanna come after me You aint a ganster, prankster, too much to eat Snakes in my path wanna smile ?after me Now while you grittin your teeth Frustration baby you gotta breathe Take alot more that you to get rid of me You see I do what they can't do, I just be me Aint no stress when it comes to stage, get what you see Meet me in the lab, pen and pad, don't believe Huh, sixteens mine, create my own lines Love for my wordplay that's hard to find Sophomore, I aint scared, one of a kind All I do is contemplate ways to make your fans mine Eyes bloodshot, stressin, chills up your spine Huh, sick to your stomach wishin I wrote your lines CHORUS [Eve] Let your bones crack Your back pop, I can't stop Excitement, glock shots from your stash box Fuck it, thugged out, I respect the cash route Locked down, blastin, sets while I mash out Yeah nigga, mash out, D-R-E Back track, think back, E-V-E Do you like that (ooooh), you got to I know you Had you in a trance first glance from the floor too Don't believe I'll show you, take you with me Turn you on, pension gone, give you relief Put your trust in a bomb when you listen to me ?Dancin much, get it all? now I'm complete, uh huh Still stallion, brick house, pile it on Ryde or Die, bitch, double R, can't crawl Beware, cuz I crush anything I land on Me here, aint no mistake nigga it was planned on CHORUS ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Artist: DESTINY'S CHILD Album: Survivor Title: Bootylicious Kelly, Can you handle this? Michelle, Can you handle this? Beyoncé, Can you handle this? I don't think They can handle this Barely move, We've arrived Lookin' sexy, Lookin' fly Baddest chick, Chick inside DJ, jam tonight Spotted me a tender thang There you are, Come on baby Don't you wanna Dance with me Can you handle, Handle me You gotta do much better If you gone Dance with me tonight You gotta work your jelly If you gone Dance with me tonight Read my lips carefully If you like what you see Move, groove, prove You can hang with me By the looks I got you Shook up and scared of me Hook up your seatbelt, It's time for takeoff I don't think you Ready for this jelly I don't think you Ready for this jelly I don't think you Ready for this 'Cause my body too Bootylicious for ya babe I don't think you Ready for this jelly I don't think you Ready for this jelly I don't think you Ready for this 'Cause my body too Bootylicious for ya babe Baby, can you handle this? Baby, can you handle this? Baby, can you handle this? I don't think you Can handle this I'm about to break you off H-town goin hard Lead my hips, Slap my thighs Swing my hair, Square my eyes Lookin' hot, Smellin' good Groovin' like I'm from the hood Look over my shoulder, I blow you a kiss Can you handle, Handle this I don't think you Ready for this jelly I don't think you Ready for this jelly I don't think you Ready for this 'Cause my body too Bootylicious for ya babe I don't think you Ready for this jelly I don't think you Ready for this jelly I don't think you Ready for this 'Cause my body too Bootylicious for ya babe Move your body Up and down (Whoo) Make your booty Touch the ground (Whoo) I can't help but Wonder why (Whoo) Is my vibe too Vibealacious for you, Babe I shake my jelly At every chance When I whip With my hips you Slip into a trance I'm hoping you can Handle all this jelly That I have Now let's cut a rug While we scat some jazz (Scatting) I don't think you Ready for this jelly I don't think you Ready for this jelly I don't think you Ready for this 'Cause my body too Bootylicious for ya babe ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Artist: Brandy Album: Never Say Never Title: Almost Doesn't Count Almost made you love me Almost made you cry Almost made you happy, babe Didn't I didn't I You almost had me thinkin' You were turned around But everybody knows Almost doesn't count Almost heard you saying You were finally free What was always missing for you, babe You'd found it in me But you can't get to heaven Half off the ground Everbody knows Almost doesn't count I can't keep on lovin' you One foot outside the door I hear a funny hesitation Of a heart that's never really sure Can't keep on tryin' If you're looking for more Than all that I could give you Than what you came here for Gonna find me somebody Not afraid to let go Want a no doubt be there kind of man You came real close But every time you built me up You only let me down And everybody knows Almost doesn't count Maybe you'll be sorry Maybe you'll be cold Maybe you'll come runnin' back, babe From the cruel cruel world Almost convinced me You're gonna stick around But everybody knows Almost doesn't count So maybe I'll be here Maybe I'll se you around That's the way it goes Almost doesn't count ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Artist: Lil' Zane Album: Young World: The Future Song: Hey yo. This joint right here, is dedicated to that one girl that every player wants. I see you baby, and I wanna know, what must I do? [Lil' Zane] What can I do to make you see that You want a hot boy baby I'll be that Tell ya man that you won't be comin' back Them other cats that you don't need none of that I won't dine you, I'll grind you Standin up behind you Hit it from the back so exact that it blind you Never tried to find you But now I know I need you to combine with Help me raise mine with I need a lady in my life when the streets is rough So come on baby let me put ya heart in handcuffs Won't stop even when you tellin me it's enough Can't drop till I'm feelin that I'm killin ya stuff Wanna be the one you livin' for and givin' ya more Make ya blush when ya hit my plush bedroom floor Nobody sittin baby You gettin' more than you can take So come on shorty stop bein' so fake Chorus: What must I do? (To show you that I love you) What must I do? (Please tell me) What must I do baby? (To have you) What must I do baby? (To hold you, to have you) What must I do? (Come closer, I'll grab you) What must I do? (Please tell me) What must I do baby? (To have you) What must I do baby? (Keep you iced out, spend nights out, baby I'll put ya lights out) [Lil' Zane] I know ya man ain't blind it ain't hard to see Blew his mind when he saw you in the car with me And my girl ain't blind cuz she ask and wanna see Who is that wit you when I passed the hummer I said nobody but she smelled yo' body Wit you bout a hour ago Should a listened when you told me take a shower though If I was her man she'd even take half my dough But I'm not So hop up in the drop we can cruise the block And got a spot where them niggas don't go On the low shorty pop 'dro But she don't let guys know By the time we left, her eyes low Let's do it in the parking lot Baby I don't give a fuck if it's dark or not Already comin' out my shirt cuz it's awfully hot Got down to everything but my jewels and socks Chorus [Lil' Zane] Last week I met this girl My nigga she drove me crazy Damn, she bad as hell Even let her push my Mercedes I hear she got a man But he ain't beatin it crazy That's why she came to Z Cuz I treat her like a lady Took her up out the hood Flossin' hard in fancy cars By my side at the awards Lookin' badder than the stars Chickens was getting jealous And players was lookin' mad Of course, could have been my Porsche But mami was kinda bad Hold up, am I startin to catch feelings that I never had And if I get serious will my niggas laugh She like 25, I ain't even 20 yet Diggin with her, gotta show her how my money stretch She got drops that she ain't drove yet She buyin' furs and it ain't even cold yet Gimme anything I need, shorty gon' go get I got platinum and I ain't even old yet Chorus x 2 (with variations ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- She's A Bitch To the M-I prrrrrrrr, cat like a semi Nigga stole my car, why'nt you get my Give yo' ass a black eye Oh, say bye-bye I'mma give your body to the sky Run through your clique Nigga, you pissed on trip I'mma have to bust you in your lips And the whips better have a whole lotta chips Cuz I ain't for no nigga givin' tips She's a bitch When you say my name Talk mo' junk but won't look my way She's a bitch See I got more cheese So back on up while I roll up my sleeves 1 - She's a bitch You can't see me, Joe Get on down while I shoot my flow She's a bitch When I do my thing Got the place on fire, burn it down to flame Roll up in my car, don't stop, won't stop I'mma keep in rockin' til the clock don't tock I'mma keep it hot, light my ass on fire I'mma grab a philly, go and roll it at the bar Whatcha talk? Whatcha say? Huh? Gotta flow, gotta move it slow, huh? Better you runnin' out the door, huh? You gon' be a long lost soul, whacha say? Yippe yi yo, yippe yi yi yay Put me on stage, watchin' niggas feel me Put my shit on wax, watch it blaze like May Go yippe yi yo yippe yi yi yay 55, 65, hike 75, 85, test the mic 95, Missy wild for the night 105, I'mma keep the crowd hyped 2 - She's a bitch When they say my name Talk mo' junk but won't look my way She's a bitch See I got mo' cheese Back on up while I roll up my sleeve She's a What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? Whatchu know about Timothy, lemme know Eat an MC like Cease, lemme know If he get drunk lean on me, lemme know I'm about to bust like pee, feel me now Anybody know my skills, what the deal Anybody feel my skills, it's the real Anybody wanna come fuck wit us still Anybody gotta get the hoe by they pill Repeat 2 Repeat 1 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- One Minute Man (feat. Ludacris) [Missy] Ooooooh, I don't want I don't need I can't stand no minute man I don't want no minute man Ooooooh, here's your chance be a man take my hand understand I don't want no minute man Ohh, ohh, uhh, OOOH Ohh, ohh.. Ohh, ohh, uhh, OOOH Ohh, ohh.. [Missy] Boy I'ma make you love me, make you want me And I'ma give you some attention, tonight Now follow my intuitions, what you're wishin See I'ma keep you all night, for a long time Just start countin the ways [Chorus] Break me off, show me what you got Cause I don't want, no one minute man Break me off, show me what you got Cause I don't want, no one minute man Break me off, show me what you got Cause I don't want, no one minute man Break me off, show me what you got Cause I don't want, no.. [Missy] Tonight I'ma give it to you, throw it to you I want you to come prepared, ohhh yeah (oh yes) Boy it's been a long time, a crazy long time And I don't want no minute man, and that's real Give it to me some more [Chorus] [Ludacris] Yeah, uhh, uhh It's time to set yo' clock back bout as long as you can I stop daylight and Ludacris the maintenance man Get your oil changed, I check fluids and transmission You one minute FOOLS, you wonder why y'all missin On the back of milk cartons and there's no reward No regards, close but it's no cigar A hard head make a soft ass, but a hard dick make the sex last I jump in pools and make a big splash Water overflowin, so get your head right It's all in yo' mind punk so keep your head tight Enough with tips and advice and thangs I'm big dog, havin women seein stripes and thangs They go to sleep, start snorin, countin sheep and shit They so wet, that they body start to leak and shit Just cause I'm an ALL-nighter, shoot ALL fire Ludacris, balance and rotate ALL tires [Missy] Ooooooh, I don't want I don't need I can't stand no minute man I don't want no minute man Ooooooh, here's your chance be a man take my hand understand I don't want no minute man Break me off, show me what you got Cause I don't want, no one minute man Break me off, show me what you got Cause I don't want, no one minute man Break me off, show me what you got Cause I don't want, no one minute man Break-break me off, break break me off Break break me off, show me what you got Break me off, show me what you got.. Break me off, show me what you got.. Break me off, show me what you got.. Break me off, break break me off ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Get Ur Freak On Hit me, hit me Gimme some new shit Gimme some new shit Gimme some new shit Gimme some new shit Missy be puttin it down I'm the hottest round I'll told y'all mutha (skurt) Yall can stop me now Listen to me now Im lastin twenty rounds And if you want me (people) Then come and get me now (bounce) Is you with me now (bounce) The biggie biggie bounce (bounce) I kno you dig the way i sw..sw...switched ma style (Holla) People sing around Now people gather round Now people jump around 1 - Getcho freak on.. (go) Getcho freak on.. (go) Getcho freak on.. (go) Getcho freak on.. (go) Getcho freak on.. (go) Getcho freak on.. (go) Getcha Getcha Getcha Getcha Getcha freak on Repeat 1 (is that yo chik..) People you know Me and Timbaland been hot since twenty years ago What da dilly yo Now what da drilly yo If you wanna battle me then (people) lemme know (Holla) Got the feeling son Lemme throw you some People here I come Now sweat me when im done We got the radio shook like we got a gun Repeat 1 Repeat 1 Quiet !!! Shh, hush yo mouth Silence when I, spit it out In yo face Open yo mouth, Give you a taste (Holla) Aint no stoppin me Copywritten so, dont copy me Yall do it, sloppily And yall cant come, close to me (yes) I know you feel me now (yes) I know you hear me loud (yes) I scream it loud and proud (yes) Missy gon blow it down (yes) People gon play me now (yes) In and outa town (yes) Cuz im the best around (yes) With the crazy style (go) Repeat 1 Repeat 1 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- :::Lyrics Album: Marshall Mathers LP (2000) Song: The Real Slim Shady [Eminem] May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here.. Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door and started whoopin her ass worse than before they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!) It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding, he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!) Feminist women love Eminem {vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga} "Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!" Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips" And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They got the Discovery Channel don't they? "We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes {SLURP} But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope {EWWW!} But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X) I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up? [Eminem] Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records; well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too! You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?" Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!" I should download her audio on MP3 and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD {AHHH!} I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me so I have been sent here to destroy you {bzzzt} And there's a million of us just like me who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me and just might be the next best thing but not quite me! Chorus [Eminem] I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you things you joke about with your friends inside your living room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all I just get on the mic and spit it and whether you like to admit it {ERR} I just shit it better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings {HACH} Or in the parkin lot, circling Screaming "I don't give a fuck!" with his windows down and his system up So, will the real Shady please stand up? And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? Chorus 2X [Eminem] Ha ha Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- :::Lyrics Album: Marshall Mathers LP (2000) Song: Stan My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I.. got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my window.. and I can't see at all And even if I could it'll all be gray, but your picture on my wall It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad.. 1st Chorus: volume gradually grows over raindrop background 2nd Chorus: full volume with beat right after "thunder" noise [Eminem as 'Stan'] Dear Slim, I wrote but you still ain't callin I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em but anyways; fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter? My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her? I'ma name her Bonnie I read about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan I even got the underground shit that you did with Skam I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man I like the shit you did with Rawkus too, that shit was fat Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back, just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan This is Stan {Chorus: Dido} [Eminem as 'Stan'] Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance I ain't mad - I just think it's FUCKED UP you don't answer fans If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your concert you didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew That's my little brother man, he's only six years old We waited in the blistering cold for you, four hours and you just said, "No." That's pretty shitty man - you're like his fuckin idol He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein lied to Remember when we met in Denver - you said if I'd write you you would write back - see I'm just like you in a way I never knew my father neither; he used to always cheat on my mom and beat her I can relate to what you're saying in your songs so when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7 But she don't know you like I know you Slim, no one does She don't know what it was like for people like us growin up You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose Sincerely yours, Stan -- P.S. We should be together too {Chorus: Dido} [Eminem as 'Stan'] Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans, this'll be the last package I ever send your ass It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it? I know you got my last two letters; I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive? You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night" about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found him? That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsy and all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call I hope you know I ripped +ALL+ of your pictures off the wall I love you Slim, we coulda been together, think about it You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me See Slim; {screaming} Shut up bitch! I'm tryin to talk! Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screamin in the trunk but I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now Oh shit, I forgot, how'm I supposed to send this shit out? {car tires squeal} {CRASH} .. {brief silence} .. {LOUD splash} {Chorus: Dido} [Eminem] Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she? Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that and here's an autograph for your brother, I wrote it on the Starter cap I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I musta missed you Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists too? I say that shit just clownin dogg, c'mon - how fucked up is you? You got some issues Stan, I think you need some counseling to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some And what's this shit about us meant to be together? That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet each other I really think you and your girlfriend need each other or maybe you just need to treat her better I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin just fine if you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Stan why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan I just don't want you to do some crazy shit I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid and in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to Come to think about, his name was.. it was you Damn! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- :::Lyrics Album: Marshall Mathers LP (2000) Song: The Kids (Teacher Sings) And everyone should get along.. Ok children quiet down, quiet down Children i'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day His name is Mr. Shady Children quite down please Brian don't throw that.. (SHUT UP!) Mr. Shady will be your new substitute while Mr. Kaniff is out with ammonia (HE'S GOT AIDS!) Good luck Mr. Shady... (Verse 1-Eminem) Hi there little boys and girls (FUCK YOU!) Today we're going to learn how to poision some squirrels But first, i'd like you to meet my friend Bob (Huh?) Say Hi Bob, ("Hi Bob") Bob's 30 and still lives with his Mom and he don't got a job Cause Bob just sits at home and smokes pot But his 12 year old brother looks up to him off alot And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot And wait in the parking lot for waitresses off the clock When it's late and the lot gets dark and he fakes like he walks his dog Drag 'em in the woods and goes straight to the choppin' block And even if they escape and they got the cops Ladies would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge Till one night Miss. Stacey went off the job When she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy, a off his rocker Crazier than Slim Shady is off the locker You couldn't even take him to Dre's to get Bob a doctor He grabbed Stace by the legs, he chopped it off her And dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her But ever since the day Stacey went off the wander They never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner And that's the story of Bob and his marijuana And what it might do to you So see if the squirrels want it, it's bad for you (Chorus) See children, drugs are bad And If you don't believe me, ask ya Dad And If you don't believe him, ask ya Mom She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time So kids say no to drugs So you don't act like everyone else does And there's really nothing else to say Drugs are just bad mmm k... (Verse 2-Eminem) My penis is the size of a peanut, Have you seen it? Fuck no you ain't seen it, it's the size of a peanut (Huh?) Speaking of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels? Ecstasy its the worst drug in the world If someone offers it to you, don't do it Kids 2 hits'll probably drain all your spinal fluid Cause spinal fluid is fine, you won't get it back So don't get attached, it'll attack every bone in ya back Meet Zack, 21 years old After hanging around with some friends at a Frat party He gets bold, and decides to try five, when he's bribed by five guys And peer pressure will win when everytime you try to fight it Suddenly, he starts to convulse And his pulse goes into hyperdrive, and his eyes go back in his skull His back starts ta...look like the McDonald's Arches He's on Donald's carpet, laying horizontal barfin' And everyone in the apartment starts laughin' at him "Hey Adam, Zack is a jackass, look at him" Cause they took it to, so they think it's funny So the laughin' does basically nothing Except maybe wastin' your money Meanwhile, Zack's in a coma, the action is over And his back and his shoulders, hunched up as if he was practicin' Yoha And that's the story of Zack, the ecstasy maniac So don't even feed that to squirrels class, cause it's bad for you (Repeat chorus) (Verse 3-Eminem) Last but not least, One of the most humungous problems among young people today, is fungus It grows from cow manure, They pick it out, wipe it off, bag it up, and you put it right in ya mouth and chew it...Yum Yum Then you start to see some dumb stuff And everything slows down when you eat some, of um... And sometimes you see things that aren't there (Like what?) Like fat woman in g-strings with orange hair (Mr. Shady what's a g-string?) It's yarn Claire Women stick them up there behinds, go out and wear 'em (Huh?) And if you swallow too much of the magic mushroom Whoops, did i say magic mushroom, i meant fungus Ya tongue gets all swolled up like a cow's tongue (How come?) Cause it comes from a cow's dung (Oh) See drugs are bad, it's a common fact Wit ya Mom and Dad, well that's all i'm good at (Ert) But don't be me, cause if ya grow up and ya go OD They're gonna come for me and i'mma have to grow a goatee And get a disguise and hide, cause it'll be my fault So don't do drugs, and do exactly as i don't, cause it's bad for you (Repeat chorus) (Teacher & Classmates) Come on children, clap along (SHUT UP!) Sing along children (SUCK MY MOTHERFUCKING DICK!) Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad (SOUTHPARK GONNA SUE ME) So don't do drugs, tell 'em save more for me (GOD DAMNIT! MUSHROOMS KILLED KENNY) (Pltttt OOOO fart noises) la la la la! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ::Lyrics Album: Oops... I Did It Again Song: Don't Let Me Be The Last To Know My friends say you're so into me And that you need me desperately They say you say we're so complete But I need to hear it straight from you If you want me to believe it's true I've been waiting for so long it hurts I wanna hear you say the words, please Don't, don't let me be the last to know Don't hold back, just let it go I need to hear you say You need me all the way Oh, if you love me so Don't let me be the last to know Ooh Your body language says so much Yeah, I feel it in the way you touch But til' you say the words it's not enough C'mon and tell me you're in love, please Don't, don't let me be the last to know Don't hold back, just let it go I need to hear you say You need me all the way Oh, if you love me so Don't let me be the last to know C'mon baby, c'mon darling, ooh yeah C'mon, let me be the one C'mon now, oh yeah I need to hear you say You love me all the way And I don't wanna wait another day I wanna feel the way you feel Oh, c'mon Don't, just let me be the one Don't hold back, just let it go I need to hear you say You need me all the way So…baby, if you love me Don't let me be the last to know Jumpin Jumpin 1 - Ladies leave your man at home The club is full of ballers and they pockets full grown And all you fellas leave your girl with her friends Cause it's eleven thirty and the club is jumpin', jumpin' 2 - Boy he say he got a girl Yeah it's true you got a man But the party ain't gon' stop So let's make it hot, hot [Beyoncé] Last weekend you stayed at home alone and lonely Couldn't find your man, he was chillin' with his homies This weekend you're going out If he try to stop you, you're goin' off You got your hair done and your nails done too A new outfit and your Fennidi shoes And when you're cool parlayin' at the hottest spot Tonight you're gonna find the fellas Rollin' in the Lexus, drops and Hummers Repeat 2 Repeat 1 Repeat 1 Repeat 2 [Beyoncé] Call your boys cause tonight you're not gonna stay at home Should tell your girl she ain't comin' tonight You're goin' solo Cut her off when she talk some noise You know you got the right to get your party on So get your haircut and your car washed too Lookin' like a star in your Armani suit You need to look your best cause you're turnin' heads tonight You're gonna find a sexy chica that's gonna dance all night If you wanna Repeat 2 Repeat 1 Repeat 1 Sexy women do they dance Fly ladies work your man Balling fellas time to clown We can get down now Bounce baby, bounce, bo-bounce bounce, bo-bounce Twirk it, twirk it Shake baby, shake sha-shake shake Work it, work it Twist baby, twist tw-twist You better dip that thing (One more time papi's mommies) Bounce baby, bounce, bo-bounce bounce, bo-bounce Twirk it, twirk it Shake baby, shake sha-shake shake Work it, work it Twist baby, twist tw-twist You better dip that thing (Bounce it up and down papi's mommies) Sexy women do they dance Fly ladies work your man Balling fellas time to clown We can get down now Repeat 1 Repeat 1 Repeat 1 Repeat 1 I ain't thinkin' about my man tonight Uh huh, I ain't worried my girl aight Repeat 1 until fade ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Survivor" Now that you are out of my life, I'm so much better You thought that I'd be weak without ya, but I'm stronger You thought that I'd be broke without ya, but I'm richer You thought that I'd be sad without ya, I laugh harder You thought I wouldn't grow without ya, now I'm wiser You thought that I'd be helpless without ya, but I'm smarter You thought that I'd be stressed without ya, but I'm chillin' You thought I wouldn't sell without ya, sold 9 million I'm a survivor (what), I'm not gonna give up (what) I'm not gon' stop (what), I'm gonna work harder (what) I'm a survivor (what), I'm gonna make it (what) I'm a survivor (what), keep on survivin' (what) Thought I couldn't breath without ya, I'm inhalin' You thought I couldn't see without ya, perfect vision You thought I couldn't last without ya, but I'm lastin' You thought that I would die without ya, but I'm livin' Thought that I would fail without ya, but I'm on top Thought that it would be over by now, but it won't stop Thought that I would self destruct, but I'm still here Even in my years to come, I'm still gonna be here I'm a survivor (what), I'm not gonna give up (what) I'm not gon' stop (what), I'm gonna work harder (what) I'm a survivor (what), I'm gonna make it (what) I'm a survivor (what), keep on survivin' (what) I'm wishin' you the best, pray that you are blessed Much success, no stress, and lots of happiness (I'm better than that) I'm not gonna blast you on the radio (I'm better than that) I'm not gonna lie on you or yo family, yo (I'm better than that) I'm not gonna hate on you in the magazine (I'm better than that) I'm not gonna compromise my christianity (I'm better than that) You know I'm not gonna diss you on the internet ('Cause my mama taught me better than that) I'm a survivor (what), I'm not gonna give up (what) I'm not gon' stop (what), I'm gonna work harder (what) I'm a survivor (what), I'm gonna make it (what) I'm a survivor (what), keep on survivin' (what) After all of the darkness and sadness, soon comes happiness If I surround myself with positive things, I'll gain posterity I'm a survivor (what), I'm not gonna give up (what) I'm not gon' stop (what), I'm gonna work harder (what) I'm a survivor (what), I'm gonna make it (what) I'm a survivor (what), keep on survivin' (what) I'm a survivor (what), I'm not gonna give up (what) I'm not gon' stop (what), I'm gonna work harder (what) I'm a survivor (what), I'm gonna make it (what) I'm a survivor (what), keep on survivin' (what) Everybody listenin' I wanna see you dance I don't think you heard me, I wanna see you dance Get up and dance, Get up and dance Get up and dance, Everybody listenin' I wanna see you dance I don't think you heard me, I wanna see you dance Get up and dance, Get up and dance Sweetie pie, I think It's your lucky night I'm getting buck wild tonight I'm gonna have fun (Fun) fun (fun) fun, fun Sweetie pie, I think It's your lucky night I'm getting buck wild tonight I'm gonna have fun (Fun) fun (fun) fun, fun The girls just want To have fun, it's all right Ladies gonna get the Job done, it's all right All we need is peace And love, it's all right Spotted me a sexy Daddy-daddy-daddy If you do not like me, So what, it's all right Still gonna have A good time, It's all right I got my people Here with me tonight, It's all right Spotted me my Baby's father-father Sweetie pie, I think It's your lucky night I'm getting buck wild tonight I'm gonna have fun (Fun) fun (fun) fun, fun Sweetie pie, I think It's your lucky night I'm getting buck wild tonight I'm gonna have fun (Fun) fun (fun) fun, fun Kelly, Beyoncé, Michelle, It's all right Relax and enjoy yourself, It's all right I'm gonna dance with My girls, it's all right Until I see my Sexy daddy-daddy-daddy Come on baby, I'm About to put it on ya I don't think I can Resist it any longer Come on baby 'cause It's getting stronger I'm lookin' at my Baby's father-father-father Sweetie pie, I think It's your lucky night I'm getting buck wild tonight I'm gonna have fun (Fun) fun (fun) fun, fun Sweetie pie, I think It's your lucky night I'm getting buck wild tonight I'm gonna have fun (Fun) fun (fun) fun, fun It's the weekend and It's time for freakin' Let's dance, let's dance I'm getting buck wild tonight So today is your lucky night Let's dance, let's dance (Dance, dance, dance, dance) Sweetie pie, I thin It's your lucky night I'm getting buck wild tonight I'm gonna have fun (Fun) fun (fun) fun, fun Sweetie pie, I think It's your lucky night I'm getting buck wild tonight I'm gonna have fun (Fun) fun (fun) fun, fun Sweetie pie, I think It's your lucky night I'm getting buck wild tonight I'm gonna have fun (Fun) fun (fun) fun, fun Sweetie pie, I think It's your lucky night I'm getting buck wild tonight I'm gonna have fun (Fun) fun (fun) fun, fun Get up and dance, Everybody listenin' I wanna see you dance I don't think you heard me, I wanna see you dance Get up and dance, Get up and dance Sweetie pie, I think It's your lucky night I'm getting buck wild tonight I'm gonna have fun (Fun) fun (fun) fun, fun Sweetie pie, I think It's your lucky night I'm getting buck wild tonight I'm gonna have fun (Fun) fun (fun) fun, fun Spotted me my Sexy daddy-daddy-daddy Spotted me my Sexy daddy-daddy-daddy Spotted me my Sexy daddy-daddy-daddy Dancin' with my baby's Father-father-father Dancin' with my baby's Father-father-father Dancin' with my baby's Father-father-father Gonna have fun (fun), Fun (fun) fun, fun Sexy daddy ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Independent Women Part I" Lucy Liu... with my girl, Drew... Cameron D. and Destiny Charlie's Angels, Come on Uh uh uh Question: Tell me what you think about me I buy my own diamonds and I buy my own rings Only ring your cell-y when I'm feelin lonely When it's all over please get up and leave Question: Tell me how you feel about this Try to control me boy you get dismissed Pay my own fun, oh and I pay my own bills Always 50/50 in relationships The shoes on my feet I've bought it The clothes I'm wearing I've bought it The rock I'm rockin' 'Cause I depend on me If I wanted the watch you're wearin' I'll buy it The house I live in I've bought it The car I'm driving I've bought it I depend on me (I depend on me) All the women who are independent Throw your hands up at me All the honeys who makin' money Throw your hands up at me All the mommas who profit dollas Throw your hands up at me All the ladies who truly feel me Throw your hands up at me Girl I didn't know you could get down like that Charlie, how your Angels get down like that Girl I didn't know you could get down like that Charlie, how your Angels get down like that Tell me how you feel about this Who would I want if I would wanna live I worked hard and sacrificed to get what I get Ladies, it ain't easy bein' independent Question: How'd you like this knowledge that I brought Braggin' on that cash that he gave you is to front If you're gonna brag make sure it's your money you flaunt Depend on noone else to give you what you want The shoes on my feet I've bought it The clothes I'm wearing I've bought it The rock I'm rockin' 'Cause I depend on me If I wanted the watch you're wearin' I'll buy it The house I live in I've bought it The car I'm driving I've bought it I depend on me (I depend on me) All the women who are independent Throw your hands up at me All the honeys who makin' money Throw your hands up at me All the mommas who profit dollas Throw your hands up at me All the ladies who truly feel me Throw your hands up at me Girl I didn't know you could get down like that Charlie, how your Angels get down like that Girl I didn't know you could get down like that Charlie, how your Angels get down like that Destiny's Child Wassup? You in the house? Sure 'nuff We'll break these people off Angel style Child of Destiny Independent beauty Noone else can scare me Charlie's Angels Woah All the women who are independent Throw your hands up at me All the honeys who makin' money Throw your hands up at me All the mommas who profit dollas Throw your hands up at me All the ladies who truly feel me Throw your hands up at me Girl I didn't know you could get down like that Charlie, how your Angels get down like that (repeat until fade) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Someone To Call My Lover (Janet Jackson, James Harris III, Terry Lewis, Dewey Bunnell) Back on the road again Feeling kinda lonely And looking for the right guy To be mine Friends say I'm crazy 'cause Easily I fall in love You gotta do it differently, J This time Maybe we'll meet at a bar He'll drive a funky car Maybe we'll meet at a club In fall so deeply in love He'll tell me I'm the one And we'll have so much fun I'll be the girl of his dreams maybe Alright maybe gonna find him today I gotta get someone to call my lover Yeah baby come on Alright baby come in Pass my way I gotta get someone to call me love Yeah baby come on I E YI I E YI I E YI I E YI I spoil them when I'm in love Given them what they dream of Sometimes it's not a good thing But I'm blind I love hard with everything Giving my all More than they I'll take my friend's advice this time I'll do it differently Maybe we'll meet at a bar He'll drive a funky car Maybe we'll meet at a club In fall so deeply in love He'll tell me I'm the one And we'll have so much fun I'll be the girl of his dreams maybe Alright maybe gonna find him today I gotta get someone to call my lover Yeah baby come on Alright baby come in Pass my way I gotta get someone to call me love Yeah baby come on I E YI I E YI I E YI I E YI My, my Looking for a guy, guy I don't want him too shy But he's gotta have the qualities That I like in a man Strong, smart, affectionate He's gotta be all for me And I'll be too You see happily Maybe we'll meet at a bar He'll drive a funky car Maybe we'll meet at a club In fall so deeply in love He'll tell me I'm the one And we'll have so much fun I'll be the girl of his dreams maybe Alright maybe gonna find him today I gotta get someone to call my lover Yeah baby come on Alright baby come in Pass my way I gotta get someone to call me love Yeah baby come on No More (Baby I'ma Do Right) I'm getting a little tired Of your broken promises, promises Lookin' at your pager Seein' different numbers, numbers Call you on your cell You're hangin' with the fellas, fellas Hangin' with my girls You always gettin' jealous, jealous I was with you when You didn't have no dollas, no dollas Hangin' at the crib Chillin' with your momma, your momma Never fronted you Never brought the drama, the drama Now you flip the script Playa, please No, I'm not the one (Say it again, say it again, oh) No, I'm not the one (You do or you don't) 1 - You do or you don't, don't You will or you won't, won't No more No more, baby I'ma do right You can or you can't, can't Be a man, be a man, man No more No more, baby I'ma do right You treat me like a lady When you open doors, doors But then you wanna front When you're with your boys, your boys How you gonna play me When I bought your clothes, your clothes The ones that you be wearin' When you with your hoes, your hoes I know you never thought That I would have the nerve, the nerve Think about it more Since you at the curb, the curb Blowin' up my pager Say you want a chance, a chance Listen when I say Playa, please Repeat 1 2 - No, I'm not the one (Baby, I'ma do right, do right) No, I'm not the one (Baby, I'ma do right, do right) Repeat 2 I just wanna know What happened to our love We used to be best friends Where did it go wrong When you gonna see How good it is with me I'm tired and I'm through With all your "listen baby" [Rap] hey yo you promised me kate spade but that was last year boy in the eighth grade but you ain't biggie baby boy,so no it ain't one more chance and when yo friends around you don't wanna hold my hand and now you see a girl stylin and and wilden inside the mix hoppin out the wips the wips the five and six yes fly crome,so pardon my tone here go a quarter go call tyrone Repeat 1 Repeat 2 Repeat 2 No, I'm not the one (Say it again, s-say it, say it again) No, I'm not the one (Say it again, s-say it, say it again) No, I'm not the one (I could do bad all by myself) No, I'm not the one (I'm not the one, the one) Repeat 1 to fade ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 112 - It's Over Now What is this, numbers in your pocket? I remember when you used to throw those things away. Why do you wanna keep in touch now, Who gave you a reason to act so shady? Baby you know, you can call me anytime, Anything you needed, I would give it to you, That's how much I care for you. Wanna act now, never call me back now, Turnin' off your cell phone, girl you know that aint cool I don't understand baby.. [chorus] Baby, it's a shame we gotta go through this, We can't even talk, girl we don't even kiss I never woulda thought we'd be breakin' up like this But it's over now (it's over now) You think that I don't know what's goin' on, Cuz you're always home alone, And I'm always out of town. You need to stop trying to play me, Cuz you can't even fake me - I know you're messin around baby. Baby you know, you can call me anytime, Anything you needed, I would give it to you, That's how much I care for you. Wanna act now, never call me back now, Turnin' off your cell phone, girl you know that aint cool I don't understand baby.. [chorus] - repeat twice Baby, it's a shame we gotta go through this, We can't even talk, girl we don't even kiss I never woulda thought we'd be breakin' up like this But it's over now (it's over now) Baby it's a shame - shame that we go through, The things that we go through, When you're in love with me, and i'm in love with you. I think that we should talk, talk about our problems Instead of running away. Oh baby it's a shame, we couldn't work it out, Forgot what love was all about, (the feelings we had from the start) The feelings we had, my heart will always be with you Girl it's a shame.. [chorus] Baby, it's a shame we gotta go through this, We can't even talk, girl we don't even kiss I never woulda thought we'd be breakin' up like this But it's over now (it's over now) (repeat til end) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Murder Inc. shit Uh... uh, uh, uh Chorus (Christina Milian Now every little thing that we do (that we do) Should be between me and you (me and you) The freaky things that we do (that we do) Let's keep between me and you (me and you) Cause every little thing that we do (that we do) Should be between me and you (me and you) The freaky things that we do (that we do) Let's keep between me and you, ba-byyy [Ja Rule] Yo... Now when I first met her all I thought was "Thong thong-thong" like, "Lose the lame, we can get our freakin on" Baby know the game, slip away, and slide me yo' number It's the last day of spring, see you first day this summer I'm a bad motha; shut yo' mouth! Pull the drop out and creep at a low speed, cause homey probably know me I push the pedal, thoughts of your stilleto way up in the air like I think he's here Cause see, every time that I'm alone with you (with you) Homey be checkin up on you (on you) But if that nigga only knew (only knew) You've got a lot of freak in you, ba-byyy Well now it's startin to rain, I pop the roof and the champagne How Jay said? "Money Ain't a Thing" It's been close a few, at times even impossible But, it's been between me and you, ba-byyy Chorus [Ja Rule] Girl it's on again, every year - we hummer 'em in Beaches, houses, hoes, foes, friends And when the, day ends - that's when it all begins You wit him? Here's my room key; holla at me While you thinka-think I'ma hit it up then look at the nigga you thinkin you love? C'mon love We could go there, me and you, creep off all night If you love it, in the mornin, awake with new light If you lookin like I ain't gonna handle his Let me handle my bizzz, it is what it is Nigga livin his liiiife, and that's my bitch You know I gotta wiiiife, let's keep this thing tight, ba-byyy Chorus [Ja Rule] Don't let the word get out (shhh), ba-byyy This is - strictly between me and you, ba-byyy If they - knew we were doin what we were doin it'd probably ruin our creep away summer in Cancun'n-and I, love the way we get away, throw away a whole day Turn off the pagers and phones, we in the zone like "Fuck liife, we live liife This is our liife, live your liife" [Christina Milian] Cause see, every time that I'm alone with you (with you) Shorty be checkin up on you (on you) But if baby girl only knew (only knew) You've got a lot of freak in you, ba-byyy [Ja Rule] Did I ever tell you, my man love what you do That little thing with yo' tongue; you the best, who knew? It's been close a few, at times even impossible But, it's been between me and you, ba-byyy Chorus (That we do) (Me and you) (That we do) (Me and you) (That we do) (Me and you) (That we do) (Me and you) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nelly- Ride Wit Me Where they at (8X) (Chorus) If you wanna go and take a ride wit me We three-wheelin in the fo' with the gold D's Oh why do I live this way? (Hey, must be the money!) If you wanna go and get high wit me Smoke a L in the back of the Benz-y Oh why must I feel this way? (Hey, must be the money!) In the club on the late night, feelin right Lookin tryin to spot somethin real nice Lookin for a little shorty I noticed so that I can take home (I can take home) She can be 18 (18) wit an attitude or 19 kinda snotty actin real rude But as long as you a thicky thicky thick girl you know that it's on (Know that it's on) I peep something comin towards me on the dance floor Sexy and real slow (hey) Sayin she was peepin and I dig the last video So when Nelly, can we go; how could I tell her no? Her measurements were 36-25-34 I like the way you brush your hair And I like those stylish clothes you wear I like the way the light hit the ice and glare And I can see you boo from way over there (Chorus) Face and body front and back, don't know how to act Without no vouchers on her boots she's bringin nuttin back You should feel the impact, shop on plastic when the sky's the limit and them haters can't get past that Watch me as I gas that, fo' dot six Range Watch the candy paint change, everytime I switch lanes It feel strange now Makin a livin off my brain, instead of 'caine now I got the title from my momma put the whip in my own name now Damn shit done changed now Runnin credit checks with no shame now I feel the fame now (come on), I can't complain now (no more) Shit I'm the mayne now, in and out my own town I'm gettin pages out of New Jersey, from Courtney B. Tellin me about a party up in NYC And can I make it? Damn right, I be on the next flight Payin cash; first class - sittin next to Vanna White (Chorus) x2 Check, check -- yo, I know somethin you don't know And I got somethin to tell ya You won't believe how many people, straight doubted the flow Most said that I was a failure But now the same motherfuckers askin me fo' dough And I'm yellin, "I can't help ya" "But Nelly can we get tickets to the next show?" Hell no (what's witchu?!) you for real?! City Spud- Hey yo, now that I'm a fly guy, and I fly high Niggaz wanna know why, why I fly by But yo it's all good, Range Rover all wood Do me like you should - fuck me good, suck me good We be them stud niggaz, wishin you was niggaz Poppin like we drug dealers, sippin Cris-sy, bubb' mackin Honey in the club, me in the Benz Icy grip, tellin me to leave wit you and your friends So if shorty wanna... knock, we knockin to this And if shorty wanna... rock, we rockin to this And if shorty wanna... pop, we poppin the Crist' Shorty wanna see the ice, then I ice the wrist City talk, Nelly listen; Nelly talk, city listen When I fuck fly bitches; when I walk pay attention See the ice and the glist'; niggaz starin or they diss Honies lookin all they wish - come on boo, gimme kiss (Chorus) x2 Hey, must be the money! (4X) (Chorus) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nelly- Batter Up Sports personalities Welcome ladies and gentlemen This is Mark... oh-Who-gives-a-fuck from '93 TV This is my co-host, Bob Buttafuoco (Hey hey guys) Yeah yeah yeah We got a crowd that's in a frenzy Bob Let's go down to the announcers for the start of the game Stadium announcer And now.. please rise for the singing of our national anthem (Chorus) paraphrasing "The Jeffersons" I say the fish don't fry in the kitchen Beans don't burn on the grill (that's right) It took a whole lot of tah-ryin Just to get up that hill I said but now we're up in the BIG LEAGUES My dirty it's our turn at bat And just as long as we livin, it's Lunatics playa It ain't nuttin wrong with that, huh - batter up St. Lunatics- I'm the first to swing I'ma run with that give-me-what-you-got thing, hot wings Fuck a dub, smoke an ounce, show me love Hit the club, me and T-Luv holla what I put my mack down, she throw a curve ball She owed Milli smoked that herb and some Llly-bone She tip-top 'em, Optimo First base, god livin like a worst race First chase, throw yo' people and yo' kind Second lesson, smoke that herb and clear yo' mind It's about time, second base wisdom rhyme Sittin strong, skipped third base and headed home Third baseman just don't understand baby what the bong What the fuck wrong, with this world today With these girls today, diamonds and pearls the way You wasn't fuckin with me, leave, for the wrap that's in my seed Now you stays on yo knees cause we's be in the big league Cause we's be in the big leauge (Chorus) Nelly- Well you should see me now, I'm eatin Wheaties now I'm stealin second and third and lookin home peepin greedy now See me now, people call me speedy now Known for runnin the quickest miles hit and run in any town, any ground Rules 'fore I hit it, split it, lick it and quit it And hit it, lick it, did I say lick it, (yeah) fuck it, lick it Ain't no shame in my game, that normal shit ain't my thang If I stick with my dick then put your mouth on my brains I maintain through the atmosphere, what we got here A sucka in fear, hear the roars and the cheers From the crowd when I take the mile, let me show 'em how Hit the ball on the ground and make 'em get down (Chorus) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm Real- J-Lo CALLED YOU ON THE PHONE SAID I'M COMING THROUGH HOPE YOU'RE ALL ALONE 'CAUSE I GOT PLANS FOR YOU WE COULD STAY AT HOME OR DANCE AND HAND ALL NIGHT AS LONG AS I'M WITH YOU IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT WE DO DON'T ASK ME WHERE I'VE BEEN OR WHAT I'M GONNA DO JUST KNOW THAT I'M HERE WITH YOU DON'T TRY TO UNDERSTAND BABY, THERE'S NO MYSTERY CAUSE YOU KNOW HOW I AM I'M REAL, WHAT YOU GET IS WHAT YOU SEE WHAT YOU TRYING TO DO TO ME YOU WANT TO SAY YOUR MINE BE WITH ME ALL THE TIME YOU'RE FALLING SO IN LOVE SAY YOU JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH YOU'RE TELLING ALL YOUR FRIENDS YOU LIKE THE WAY I DRESS THE WAY I WEAR MY HAIR SHOW ME OFF TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS BABY, I DON'T CARE JUST AS LONG AS YOU TELL THEM WHO I AM TELL THEM I'M THE ONE THAT MADE YOU GIVE A DAMN DON'T ASK WHERE I'VE BEEN OR WHAT I'M GONNA DO JUST KNOW THAT I'M HERE WITH YOU DON'T TRY TO UNDERSTAND BABY, THERE'S NO MYSTERY CAUSE YOU KNOW HOW I AM I'M REAL, WHAT YOU GET IS WHAT YOU SEE WHAT YOU TRYING TO DO TO ME YOU WANT TO SAY YOUR MINE BE WITH ME ALL THE TIME YOU'RE FALLING SO IN LOVE SAY YOU JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH YOU'RE TELLING ALL YOUR FRIENDS ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Ain't It Funny" Estoy loca enamorada de ti It seemed to be like the perfect thing for you and me It's so ironic you're what I had pictured you to be But there are facts in our lives we can never change Just tell me that you understand and feel the same This perfect romance that I've created in my mind I'd live a thousand lives each one with you right by my side But yet we find ourselves in a less than perfect circumstance And so it seems like we'll never have the chance 1 - Ain't it funny how some feelings you just can't deny And you can't move on even though you try Ain't it strange when you're feeling things you shouldn't feel Oh I wish this could be real Ain't it funny how a moment could just change your life And you don't want to face what's wrong or right Ain't it strange how fate can play a part In the story of your heart Sometimes I think that a true love can never be I just believe that somehow it wasn't meant to me Life can be cruel in a way that I can't explain And I don't think that I could face it all again I barely know you but somehow I know what you're about A deeper love I've found in you, and I no longer doubt You've touched my heart and it altered every plan I've made And now I feel that I don't have to be afraid Repeat 1 I locked away my heart But you just set it free Emotions I felt held me back from what my life should be I pushed you far away And yet you stayed with me I guess this means That you and me were meant to be Repeat 1 till end ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Play" I could wait all night and day To go to a party, sit down and wait Give my request to the DJ Cause my song he's gotta play And when I hear that beat I get my body up out my seat I grab a guy and move my feet He's playing my song Play, come on play that song Play it all night long Just turn it up and turn me on Play, come on DJ play that song You know that it turns me on DJ just play that song Just turn it up and turn me on DJ just play that song Cause I wanna be dancing all night long Won't you play my (play my) play my (play my) Play my favorite song I don't care if everybody's gone Turn it up, cause it turns me on Keep dancing all night long It feels so right that it can't be wrong I get chills up and down my spine Whenever I hear that song of mine When it stops better press rewind (Play that shit again) Let me hear it one more time 1 - Play, come on play that song Play it all night long Just turn it up and turn me on Play, come on DJ play that song You know that it turns me on DJ just play that song Cause I wanna be dancing all night long Repeat 1 I just wanna dance Is that a crime? Alright then, ooh, uh Oh, ay, yes that's the hotness right there Repeat 1 in background Now Mr. DJ I've asked you three times Play my motherfuckin' song He, he, he Turn it up, turn it up Turn it up, turn it up Turn the track up Repeat 1 till end ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Artist: Lil' Kim Album: Notorious KIM Song: No Matter What They Say [Puff Daddy] Uh, yeah Queen Bee, 2000 Come on 1 - No matter what people say We got it going on Who cares about what they think (Won't you come and) We are the number one (Come and show me how you do that baby) No matter what people say We got it going on Who cares about what they think (Shake your body to the rhythm) We are the number one (If it drives you crazy) Everywhere I go red carpet Gave the keys to valet tell 'em to park it Then I jumps out the Azure, a Lil' Kim aura Girls making faces like Ace Ventura And my B-A-D G-I-R-L-S is in the stretch LX Ain't shit you can tell us Even got some of these niggas jealous But tonight it's not about the fellas With garden perfume from a mile ya smell us Model agencies say it's easy to sell us We got sex appeal, I'mma keep it real If I didn't have a deal I'd still be worth a mil, uh Depending on how I feel I might go on a heist So at my wedding I can throw ice instead of throwing rice We fly like kites never gettin' into fights I got a whole bunch of dikes on ninja bikes Repeat 1 [Lil' Kim] I'm just trying to be me Doing what I got to do So why y'all keep hating on me and my crew [Lil' Caesar] Yo I'm saying Q.B. Look at them and look at you [Lil' Kim] TRUE! If I was you I'd hate me too Louie Vatan shoes and a whole lot of booze Every other week a different a dude and other crews I make offers nobody can refuse You might even see me on the channel nine news I get paid just for laying in the shade To take pictures with a glass of lemonade My rocks shine like it was dipped in Cascade (Uh-uh, Kim been fly since she was in the fifth grade) Wake up in the morning to breakfast from a maid Wanted me so bad you went and copped the bootleg Y'all niggas played like a high top fade Some of the shit I hear I don't know how it got played Y'all rock Versacee and y'all went out and bought it I rock Versacee and y'all know I ain't paid for it My fam deep with security in the jeep When the Queen come in town everything shut down Repeat 1 [Puffy] Breakdown, uh Let's dance come on Let's dance come on I see you let's go Yeah Queen Bee do it like this [Lil' Kim] I'm the Hines, your highest type numero uno Not a Puertorican but I speak so what'chu know *This is how it should be done The hip hop the hippie the hippie to the hip Hip a hop and ya don't stop We rockin' to the bang-bang boogie To up jump the boogie To the boogie to the boogety beat Now what you hear is not a fake It's the real Lil' Kim, Queen Bee (That's right) Now I know y'all heard other females rap But they ain't got nothing on me Cause y'all take to my rap Cause my rap's the best A hundred and fifty thou, sixteen bars nothing less (Nothing less) So to y'all haters I paid y'all no mind In fact I'mma give it to y'all one more time [Puffy] Uh yeah, what? Come on, bounce, what? Repeat 1 fade out -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------